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2023

• 2023.12.27: Playing Catch Up (Transcript)
• 2023.12.28: Coffee Mules (Transcript)
• 2023.12.29: Yearly Wrap Up (Transcript)

2024

• 2024.01.01: Happy New Year (Transcript)
• 2024.01.02: Played Off (Transcript)
• 2024.01.03: Steamed Roaches (Transcript)
• 2024.01.08: The Side Falls Off (Transcript)
• 2024.01.09: The Terrible Secret of Space (Transcript)
• 2024.01.10: Loud Quitting (Transcript)
• 2024.01.11: Buyer Beware (Transcript)
• 2024.01.12: Night Of The Living Comedian (Transcript)
• 2024.01.15: We Can See You (Transcript)
• 2024.01.16: Feeding The Trolls (Transcript)
• 2024.01.17: Allegedly Cancelled (Transcript)
• 2024.01.18: Pirate Radio (Transcript)
• 2024.01.19: Housekeeping (Transcript)
• 2024.01.22: Silver Meddling (Transcript)
• 2024.01.23: The Patch 2024 (Transcript)
• 2024.01.24: Take This Job & Compress It (Transcript)
• 2024.01.25: Snack Police (Transcript)
• 2024.01.26: Deep Fried Apples (Transcript)
• 2024.01.29: Cat Passports (Transcript)
• 2024.01.30 What is the U for? (Transcript)
• 2024.01.31: Rock Out With Macaque Out (Transcript)
• 2024.02.01: Super Swift (Transcript)
• 2024.02.02: Morning Someone with Eric Vespe (Transcript)
• 2024.02.05: Renewed (Transcript)
• 2024.02.06: Virtual Prostates (Transcript)
• 2024.02.07: Putting the Ex in Exclusives (Transcript)
• 2024.02.08: Tour Guise (Transcript)
• 2024.02.09: Halo, World (Transcript)
• 2024.02.12: Grid Ironed (Transcript)
• 2024.02.13: Written Off (Transcript)
• 2024.02.14: Climate Reroll (Transcript)
• 2024.02.15: Fantastic Forecasting (Transcript)
• 2024.02.16: Followup 4iday (Transcript)
• 2024.02.19: Fourgotten (Transcript)
• 2024.02.20: Inflated (Transcript)
• 2024.02.21: Borderland Personalities (Transcript)
• 2024.02.22: Poisoning The Well (Transcript)
• 2024.02.23: All Dogs Go To Investigation (Transcript)
• 2024.02.26: Cyber Flavored (Transcript)
• 2024.02.27: Splitting a £1 Note? (Transcript)
• 2024.02.28: Tape Leg (Transcript)
• 2024.02.29: Climate Change Is Your Fault (Transcript)
• 2024.03.01: Wonked (Transcript)
• 2024.03.04: Big Dumb Faces (Transcript)
• 2024.03.05: Criminal Geniuses (Transcript)
• 2024.03.06: Morning Someone with Barbara Dunkelman (Transcript)
• 2024.03.07: All Good Things (Transcript)
• 2024.03.08: Accidental Cow (Transcript)
• 2024.03.11: Right To Bear Arm (Transcript)
• 2024.03.12: Conceptual (Transcript)
• 2024.03.13: Ignorance Is Bliss (Transcript)
• 2024.03.14: Fellow Kids (Transcript)
• 2024.03.15: Decentralized Shame (Transcript)
• 2024.03.18: Wind Powered Podcast (Transcript)
• 2024.03.19: International Relations (Transcript)
• 2024.03.20: Million Dollar Butts (Transcript)
• 2024.03.21: Watchlist (Transcript)
• 2024.03.22: The Great Wall of Garden (Transcript)
• 2024.03.25: Need To Know Basis (Transcript)
• 2024.03.26: Bookworms (Transcript)
• 2024.03.27: Transporting (Transcript)
• 2024.03.28: Wilding (Transcript)
• 2024.03.29: Better Call Sol (Transcript)
• 2024.04.01: Fool Me Can't Get Fooled Again (Transcript)
• 2024.04.02: Power Balls (Transcript)
• 2024.04.03: Lambs On The Lam (Transcript)
• 2024.04.04: Load the Jump Program (Transcript)
• 2024.04.05: Silver Surf-her (Transcript)
• 2024.04.08: Cloudy with a Chance of Eclipse (Transcript)
• 2024.04.09 Family Business (Transcript)
• 2024.04.10: Codependency (Transcript)
• 2024.04.11: Eat Your Fears (Transcript)
• 2024.04.12: Staying Ahead of the Wind (Transcript)
• 2024.04.15: Hidden Gems (Transcript)
• 2024.04.16: Sex on Sticks (Transcript)
• 2024.04.17: Doing God's Work (Transcript)
• 2024.04.18: Smoke Up, Kids (Transcript)
• 2024.04.19: The Artist Formerly Known As Ogilvie (Transcript)
• 2024.04.22: Keeping It Tight (Transcript)
• 2024.04.23: Losing Mojo (Transcript)
• 2024.04.24: A Snaggle of Topics (Transcript)
• 2024.04.25: The World According To Mush (Transcript)
• 2024.04.26: Neutralized (Transcript)
• 2024.04.29: Morning Someone with Gavin Free (Transcript)
• 2024.04.30: Leave Britney Alone (Transcript)
• 2024.05.01: How I Met Your Co-host (Transcript)
• 2024.05.02: Heisty (Transcript)
• 2024.05.03: Doing a Runner (Transcript)
• 2024.05.06: An End To Shrimp (Transcript)
• 2024.05.07: Zendaya Zerged My Cloudsong (Transcript)
• 2024.05.08: Let's Sue America (Transcript)
• 2024.05.09: We Have A Legal Contract (Transcript)
• 2024.05.10: Established 1898 (Transcript)
• 2024.05.13: Out Of Your Element (Transcript)
• 2024.05.14: Sexless Bumble (Transcript)
• 2024.05.15: Sometimes The Bull Wins (Transcript)
• 2024.05.16: The Fetish & Phobias Episode (Transcript)
• 2024.05.17: Gerald of Riverside (Transcript)
• 2024.05.20: Furyousted (Transcript)
• 2024.05.21: Our Cousin Gro[n]k Era (Transcript)
• 2024.05.22: Creative Title (Transcript)
• 2024.05.23: That's Mister Soleil To You
• 2024.05.24: The Console War Has Ended (Transcript)
• 2024.05.27: Dogs on a Plane (Transcript)
• 2024.05.28: C Minus A Equals Bees (Transcript)
• 2024.05.29: Avocado Ghost (Transcript)
• 2024.05.30: More Monkeys, More Problems (Transcript)
• 2024.05.31: Stepbros & Techbros (Transcript)
• 2024.06.03: Crime Time (Transcript)
• 2024.06.04: One Eyed Wunderkind (Transcript)
• 2024.06.05: Tucker Did It (Transcript)
• 2024.06.06: On Goes Frasier (Transcript)
• 2024.06.07: Squirrelly (Transcript)
• 2024.06.10: Matt Patreon Extra (Transcript)
• 2024.06.10: Return Of The Matt (Transcript)
• 2024.06.11: Gavin Patreon Extra (Transcript)
• 2024.06.11: Sunshine In My Pocket (Transcript)
• 2024.06.12: Surge Charge Your Phone (Transcript)
• 2024.06.13: Been Here For Years (Transcript)
• 2024.06.14: The Spice Must Go (Transcript)
• 2024.06.17: Killjoy Kidneys (Transcript)
• 2024.06.18: Three Three Bodies (Transcript)
• 2024.06.19: Gigabucks In The Rear View (Transcript)
• 2024.06.20: Stonehenge's Carbon Footprint (Transcript)
• 2024.06.21: PIVOT! (Transcript)
• 2024.06.24: Monday Is For Memes (Transcript)
• 2024.06.25: Hawk Tuasday (Transcript)
• 2024.06.26: Sleep Deprived (Transcript)
• 2024.06.27: Coups All Around (Transcript)
• 2024.06.28: Public Dys-course (Transcript)
• 2024.07.01: Tacos From Space (Transcript)
• 2024.07.02: Train Station Construction (Transcript)
• 2024.07.03: Morning Somewhere: A Podcast Saga - Chapter 137 (Transcript)
• 2024.07.04: Freedom Thursday (Transcript)
• 2024.07.05: Labour's Day (Transcript)
• 2024.07.08: Despicable Meat (Transcript)
• 2024.07.09: Smoothed Motions (Transcript)
• 2024.07.10: Whatabungle (Transcript)
• 2024.07.11: Streaming On The Horizon (Transcript)
• 2024.07.12: Into The Blu-ray (Transcript)
• 2024.07.15: Lost To Time (Transcript)
• 2024.07.16: Thought Crimes (Transcript)
• 2024.07.17: Prime Time (Transcript)
• 2024.07.18: NASDECKED (Transcript)
• 2024.07.19: Marvel Russorected (Transcript)
• 2024.07.22: Broken News (Transcript)
• 2024.07.23: Cocaine Sharks (Transcript)
• 2024.07.24: Thank You For Your Secret Service (Transcript)
• 2024.07.25: Rock Hard Feminism (Transcript)
• 2024.07.26: The Boy Who Cried Goof (Transcript)
• 2024.07.29: Return To Form (Transcript)
• 2024.07.30: Sticking Around (Transcript)
• 2024.07.31: Old Medalists (Transcript)
• 2024.08.01: Instagraham Crackers (Transcript)
• 2024.08.02: Pillow Talk (Transcript)
• 2024.08.05: Bee Stands For Bronze (Transcript)
• 2024.08.06: Locking In (Transcript)
• 2024.08.07: Science of Weird (Transcript)
• 2024.08.08: Weight Making (Transcript)
• 2024.08.09: Ribbon Nation (Transcript)
• 2024.08.12: Tom Cruise Captures The Flag (Transcript)
• 2024.08.13: Too Deep (Transcript)
• 2024.08.14: Disney Minus (Transcript)
• 2024.08.15: Full Color Beavers (Transcript)
• 2024.08.16: Just Say Yes (Transcript)
• 2024.08.19: Rom Com Dram (Transcript)
• 2024.08.20: Windmillionaires (Transcript)
• 2024.08.21: Enter The Molyneuniverse (Transcript)
• 2024.08.22: Utah Fried Chicken (Transcript)
• 2024.08.23: Recharge & Renew (Transcript)
• 2024.08.26: Fighting Bears In Space (Transcript)
• 2024.08.27: Redsox vs Bluejays (Transcript)
• 2024.08.28: Disconnecting (Transcript)
• 2024.08.29: Walk It Off (Transcript)
• 2024.08.30: Toxic Workplace Edition (Transcript)
• 2024.09.02: Laborious (Transcript)
• 2024.09.03: The Chalkchain (Transcript)
• 2024.09.04: Only Murderballs In The Building (Transcript)
• 2024.09.05: No I In Team (Transcript)
• 2024.09.06: Slightly Demure (Transcript)
• 2024.09.09: Olympic Takebacks (Transcript)
• 2024.09.10: Go For Lunch (Transcript)
• 2024.09.11: Debate II Election Boogaloo (Transcript)
• 2024.09.12: Swinger States (Transcript)
• 2024.09.13: Bad Numbers (Transcript)
• 2024.09.16: Not Yo Cheese (Transcript)
• 2024.09.17: Lot of Big Dudes (Transcript)
• 2024.09.18: History In Real Time (Transcript)
• 2024.09.19: Bec Again (Transcript)
• 2024.09.20: Law Office of Gene Horowitz, I Choose You (Transcript)
• 2024.09.23: Retreat To Your Castle (Transcript)
• 2024.09.24: Mawwaige (Transcript)
• 2024.09.25: Blue Collar Cosplay (Transcript)
• 2024.09.26: Old Folks Homies (Transcript)
• 2024.09.27: Rise Of The Zuckerbro (Transcript)
• 2024.09.30: Microlopolis (Transcript)
• 2024.10.01: On God FPS (Transcript)
• 2024.10.02: Bear Shaming (Transcript)
• 2024.10.03: One Word... Plastics (Transcript)
• 2024.10.04: Walkabout (Transcript)
• 2024.10.06: Weekend Chat with JD (Transcript)
• 2024.10.07: Clown Prince of Nigeria (Transcript)
• 2024.10.08: Waiting Game (Transcript)
• 2024.10.09: Nature Is Terrible (Transcript)
• 2024.10.10: Zombies All The Way Down (Transcript)
• 2024.10.11: Our Tony Stark Era (Transcript)
• 2024.10.13: QA 007 (Transcript)
• 2024.10.14: Better In Your Memories (Transcript)
• 2024.10.15: The Klandle (Transcript)
• 2024.10.16: Salary Negotiation Barbie (Transcript)
• 2024.10.17: Vegas, Bhabie Jason (Transcript)
• 2024.10.18: Cereal Criminal (Transcript)
• 2024.10.21: Collins, Mixed (Transcript)
• 2024.10.22: Gavin's Dumb Brain (Transcript)
• 2024.10.23: Hologram Ladies (Transcript)
• 2024.10.24: Zombie Boxes (Transcript)
• 2024.10.25: Hands On A Hardball (Transcript)
• 2024.10.28: Listen By Group Number (Transcript)
• 2024.10.29: Huge In Japan (Transcript)
• 2024.10.30: A Google Rubles (Transcript)
• 2024.10.31: Finishing A Series (Transcript)
• 2024.11.01: The Living Fart (Transcript)
• 2024.11.03: Videogames & Chill Patreon Episode (Transcript)
• 2024.11.04: Fascist Anime Girls (Transcript)
• 2024.11.05: Long Haul (Transcript)
• 2024.11.06: Hungover (Transcript)
• 2024.11.07: Link In The Bio (Transcript)
• 2024.11.08: United States of Whatever (Transcript)
• 2024.11.11: Package Stimulation (Transcript)
• 2024.11.12: Schmart Glasses (Transcript)
• 2024.11.13: Black Wednesday (Transcript)
• 2024.11.14: The Group Chat Goes To Prison (Transcript)
• 2024.11.15: Dumb Friday (Transcript)
• 2024.11.18: Don't Beat Yourself Up (Transcript)
• 2024.11.19: Body Horrified (Transcript)
• 2024.11.20: Podcast McPodcast Face (Transcript)
• 2024.11.21: Wicked Ways (Transcript)
• 2024.11.22: Donkey Envy (Transcript)
• 2024.11.25: Intermittency (Transcript)
• 2024.11.26: Making Glitched Happen (Transcript)
• 2024.11.27: Bog Spiders (Transcript)
• 2024.11.28: Thanksgriefing (Transcript)
• 2024.11.29: Name A Woman (Transcript)
• 2024.12.01: Red One (Transcript)
• 2024.12.02: Year Of The Word (Transcript)
• 2024.12.03: Ask Your Doctor About Morning Somewhere (Transcript)
• 2024.12.04: Deep Fried Disaster (Transcript)
• 2024.12.05: Moon (Transcript)
• 2024.12.06: The Nominees Are (Transcript)
• 2024.12.09: Bracketing (Transcript)
• 2024.12.10: The Anti Elden Ring (Transcript)
• 2024.12.11: Good Morning Geoff (Transcript)
• 2024.12.12: Eyebrow Club (Transcript)
• 2024.12.13: Of Patillos & Dillos (Transcript)
• 2024.12.16: The Worst Of All Time (Transcript)
• 2024.12.17: These Lying Kids (Transcript)
• 2024.12.18: Person of the Year (Transcript)
• 2024.12.19: Starting Now (Transcript)
• 2024.12.20: The Podcast That Played Beast (Transcript)
• 2024.12.23: Occupational Occolades (Transcript)
• 2024.12.24: Black Widower (Transcript)
• 2024.12.25: Jingling (Transcript)
• 2024.12.26: Boxing Out (Transcript)
• 2024.12.27: One (Transcript)
• 2024.12.30: Strawburied (Transcript)

2025

• 2025.01.01: Resoluting (Transcript)
• 2025.01.02: Peachy (Transcript)
• 2025.01.03: Very Small Fish (Transcript)
• 2025.01.06: Globally Golden (Transcript)
• 2025.01.07: Bad Patterns (Transcript)
• 2025.01.08: Popping Your K (Transcript)
• 2025.01.09: The Cool Parents (Transcript)
• 2025.01.10: Finding Out (Transcript)
• 2025.01.13: The People's Episode (Transcript)
• 2025.01.14: Real Girls (Transcript)
• 2025.01.15: Dunked (Transcript)
• 2025.01.16: Hallway Fighting (Transcript)
• 2025.01.17: On Innies & Outies (Transcript)
• 2025.01.19: TikTok Turnaround (Transcript)
• 2025.01.20: Dummest Timelion (Transcript)
• 2025.01.21 Crown 'Em (Transcript)
• 2025.01.22: Razzing (Transcript)
• 2025.01.23: Deliciously Inaccurate (Transcript)
• 2025.01.24: Mind The Gaap (Transcript)
• 2025.01.26: Jibber Jabber (Transcript)
• 2025.01.27: Marked Safe (Transcript)
• 2025.01.28: Declining Relevancy (Transcript)
• 2025.01.29: Zero Point Tolerance (Transcript)
• 2025.01.30: Trade Dressed (Transcript)
• 2025.01.31: It All Comes Together (Transcript)
• 2025.02.10: That Film Smell (Transcript)
• 2025.02.11: Tight Five (Transcript)
• 2025.02.12: The Hate Era (Transcript)
• 2025.02.13: El Morte De Los Owlito Verde (Transcript)
• 2025.02.14: Heart Eyes (Transcript)
• 2025.02.16: Weekend Update (Transcript)
• 2025.02.17: Half Century (Transcript)
• 2025.02.18: Want Some Candy (Transcript)
• 2025.02.19: Where We Dropping (Transcript)
• 2025.02.20: Rookie Numbers (Transcript)
• 2025.02.21: Chopping Broccoli (Transcript)
• 2025.02.22: Captain America 4 (Transcript)
• 2025.02.24: Patent Toll (Transcript)
• 2025.02.25: Dare To Devil (Transcript)
• 2025.02.26: Dumb & Dumbledore (Transcript)
• 2025.02.27: Bygone Era (Transcript)
• 2025.02.28: Ladies Night In Space (Transcript)
• 2025.03.03: Crab Elixir (Transcript)
• 2025.03.04: Coop Co-op Corp (Transcript)
• 2025.03.05: Countdown To Jesus (Transcript)
• 2025.03.06: Pressed For Time (Transcript)
• 2025.03.07: eGOAT (Transcript)
• 2025.03.10: Time To Change (Transcript)
• 2025.03.11: Crying At The Party (Transcript)
• 2025.03.12 Survivorship Bias (Transcript)
• 2025.03.13: Baby Feet (Transcript)
• 2025.03.14: Goats All The Way Down (Transcript)
• 2025.03.17: Tech Crab Bucket (Transcript)
• 2025.03.18: Coming Home (Transcript)
• 2025.03.19: Raw Dogging The Cell Network (Transcript)
• 2025.03.21: The Brusque Bus (Transcript)
• 2025.03.23: Severance Season 2 (Transcript)
• 2025.03.24: Snow Why (Transcript)
• 2025.03.25: Reputation Destroyer (Transcript)
• 2025.03.26: Mixed Tapes (Transcript)
• 2025.03.27: Time To Burger (Transcript)
• 2025.03.28: In Defense Of The Swat Sticker (Transcript)
• 2025.03.31: Compatibility Issues (Transcript)
• 2025.04.01: High Rules (Transcript)
• 2025.04.02: Four Of Hearts (Transcript)
• 2025.04.03: Turnip Tariff (Transcript)
• 2025.04.04: Five Minute Reunion (Transcript)
• 2025.04.07: Brace Positions (Transcript)
• 2025.04.08: The Second To Last Of Us (Transcript)
• 2025.04.09: Sweet Tea (Transcript)
• 2025.04.10: Edgar Suit (Transcript)
• 2025.04.11: CHUD Money (Transcript)
• 2025.04.14 Turns Out There Was Some More Of Us
• 2025.04.15: Waymo Than You Realize (Transcript)
• 2025.04.16: Kids Eat Batteries (Transcript)
• 2025.04.17: One Minute At A Time (Transcript)
• 2025.04.18: Pretty Pretty Pretty Good Friday (Transcript)
• 2025.04.20: Patreon Scott Long (Transcript)
• 2025.04.21: Shush Shush Stab (Transcript)
• 2025.04.22: Tech Taste Test (Transcript)
• 2025.04.23: Chaotic Neutral Horse Girls (Transcript)
• 2025.04.24: Physical Backup (Transcript)
• 2025.04.25: Steve Jacksons All The Way Down (Transcript)
• 2025.04.28: Now Pronouncing Blaine (Transcript)
• 2025.04.29: Becca Digging Deep (Transcript)
• 2025.04.30: Blaming Lag (Transcript)
• 2025.05.01: Enough Dimes (Transcript)
• 2025.05.02: Very Very Frightening (Transcript)
• 2025.05.03: Robert Rodriguez (Transcript)
• 2025.05.05: Secreteriat Come Back (Transcript)
• 2025.05.06: Podcast Title* (Transcript)
• 2025.05.07: Calvin & Hobbes & Shaw (Transcript)
• 2025.05.08: GTA VI (Transcript)
• 2025.05.09: Forgive Me Father, I Have Sinead (Transcript)
• 2025.05.12: Real World Examples (Transcript)
• 2025.05.13: Voluminous Volume (Transcript)
• 2025.05.14: Ssssssshe Her (Transcript)
• 2025.05.15: Maxed Out (Transcript)
• 2025.05.16: Avril Lavigne Theory (Transcript)
• 2025.05.19: Parody Account Ability (Transcript)
• 2025.05.20: You Are Here (Transcript)
• 2025.05.21: NSFW Tush Pushin (Transcript)
• 2025.05.22: Life In The Uncanny Valley (Transcript)
• 2025.05.23: Little Rules (Transcript)
• 2025.05.26: Live Action Adaptation (Transcript)
• 2025.05.27: The One With All The Copyright Claims (Transcript)
• 2025.05.28: Actuarial Body Shaming (Transcript)
• 2025.05.29: Redoing All The Bugs (Transcript)
• 2025.05.30: Dutchland (Transcript)
• 2025.06.02: All Bikes No Helmet (Transcript)
• 2025.06.03: 700 Engineers In A Trenchcoat (Transcript)
• 2025.06.04: Doctor Whom (Transcript)
• 2025.06.05: Switch Therapy (Transcript)
• 2025.06.09: Seven More Things (Transcript)
• 2025.06.10: Sydney Sweetheart Deal (Transcript)
• 2025.06.11: Shame Set To Private (Transcript)
• 2025.06.12: The Damage Has Value (Transcript)
• 2025.06.13: Pugh Pugh Pugh (Transcript)
• 2025.06.16: Beta Mail (Transcript)
• 2025.06.17: CEO In A Box (Transcript)
• 2025.06.18: Urban Legend (Transcript)
• 2025.06.19: Pangolin Supply Chain (Transcript)
• 2025.06.20: Plastic Comfort Food (Transcript)
• 2025.06.23: Our Pants Era (Transcript)
• 2025.06.24: A Few More Tears (Transcript)
• 2025.06.25: Top Gun World (Transcript)
• 2025.06.26: Gone Fishing (Transcript)
• 2025.06.27: Homemade Souvenir (Transcript)
• 2025.06.30: Project Prevent Defense (Transcript)
• 2025.07.01: Pit Slop (Transcript)
• 2025.07.02: Squid Most Likely To Succeed (Transcript)
• 2025.07.03: Everything Is Cylons (Transcript)
• 2025.07.04: The Bad Pickle (Transcript)
• 2025.07.07: First Time Caller (Transcript)
• 2025.07.08: Pas De Poop (Transcript)
• 2025.07.09: Life As A Barn Cat (Transcript)
• 2025.07.10: Fufu-ing Your Bubu (Transcript)
• 2025.07.11: Lets Go Brandon (Transcript)
• 2025.07.14: The Life We Chose (Transcript)
• 2025.07.15: Elmo's Racist Weekend (Transcript)
• 2025.07.16: That's MRS. Durkensnerk To You (Transcript)
• 2025.07.17: Planet Shopping (Transcript)
• 2025.07.18: Social Killed The Reality Star (Transcript)
• 2025.07.21: Let's See Some ID (Transcript)
• 2025.07.22: Milk Fight (Transcript)
• 2025.07.23: Assume Stealing Posture (Transcript)
• 2025.07.24: Elbows Deep (Transcript)
• 2025.07.25: Chuck E Cheater (Transcript)
• 2025.07.28: Reedus By Proxy (Transcript)
• 2025.07.29: Women and Age Unverified People First (Transcript)
• 2025.07.30: Scale Problems (Transcript)
• 2025.07.31: Dong Radar (Transcript)
• 2025.08.01: Episode Title Reveal (Transcript)
• 2025.08.04: War Of The Worst (Transcript)
• 2025.08.05: The Protein Agenda (Transcript)
• 2025.08.06: Consentual Wordplay (Transcript)
• 2025.08.07: All Our Base (Transcript)
• 2025.08.08: The Long Game (Transcript)
• 2025.08.11: Weapon-ized (Transcript)
• 2025.08.12: Don't Talk Back In Anger (Transcript)
• 2025.08.13: Xenomork & Mindy (Transcript)
• 2025.08.14: Metrics Addiction (Transcript)
• 2025.08.15: Switcheroo (Transcript)
• 2025.08.18: Made For The Stage (Transcript)
• 2025.08.19: One Big TV Network (Transcript)
• 2025.08.20: SCOBY Don't (Transcript)
• 2025.08.21: Brain Drain (Transcript)
• 2025.08.22: Bautista Backup (Transcript)
• 2025.08.25: GLOP (Transcript)
• 2025.08.26: Skinfluencers (Transcript)
• 2025.08.27: Those Without Sn (Transcript)
• 2025.08.28: Long Term To Do (Transcript)
• 2025.08.29: Easy A (Transcript)
• 2025.09.01: Pop Up Blocker (Transcript)
• 2025.09.02: Weird Beard (Transcript)
• 2025.09.03: Skye Fault (Transcript)
• 2025.09.04: Insnails (Transcript)
• 2025.09.05: That Lucas Bump (Transcript)
• 2025.09.08: Two Degrees To Boiling (Transcript)
• 2025.09.09: Engineering Our Own Demise (Transcript)
• 2025.09.10: Pimps Learn Mandarin (Transcript)
• 2025.09.11: The Cycle (Transcript)
• 2025.09.12: Take J2 And Shove It (Transcript)
• 2025.09.15: Inescapable Cringe (Transcript)
• 2025.09.16: The Plight of the Click Farmer (Transcript)
• 2025.09.17: Hitting The Post (Transcript)
• 2025.09.18: Served Cold (Transcript)
• 2025.09.19: Bricked Eyeballs (Transcript)
• 2025.09.22: Burned In Imagery (Transcript)
• 2025.09.23: Enraptured (Transcript)
• 2025.09.24: Daily Worldly News (Transcript)
• 2025.09.25: Never Swallow The Worm (Transcript)
• 2025.09.26: The Robot From Star Wars (Transcript)
• 2025.09.29: Birfdays (Transcript)
• 2025.09.30: D&D&D (Transcript)
• 2025.10.01: Papers Please (Transcript)
• 2025.10.02: Spook Up Your Life (Transcript)
• 2025.10.03: Down To A Count (Transcript)
• 2025.10.06: Take Me Back To 2025 (Transcript)
• 2025.10.07: Read By Color (Transcript)
• 2025.10.08: The Cool Teacher (Transcript)
• 2025.10.09: Doing It Dry (Transcript)
• 2025.10.10: Dark Web Dept (Transcript)
• 2025.10.13: Monday The 13th (Transcript)
• 2025.10.14: That Auto Aim Life (Transcript)
• 2025.10.15: Whether You Should (Transcript)
• 2025.10.16: Sleep Cycling (Transcript)
• 2025.10.17: Watching On Delay (Transcript)
• 2025.10.20: Da Loove (Transcript)
• 2025.10.21: Hating The Game (Transcript)
• 2025.10.22: Locally Sourced Content (Transcript)
• 2025.10.23: Saving Your Place (Transcript)
• 2025.10.24: The Puppy Timeline (Transcript)
• 2025.10.27: Jonas Bonus (Transcript)
• 2025.10.28: Waking Up To Baseball (Transcript)
• 2025.10.29: Join The Club (Transcript)
• 2025.10.30: Hallow's Eve Eve (Transcript)
• 2025.10.31: No More Days To Halloween (Transcript)
• 2025.11.03: Everything Gets A Date (Transcript)
• 2025.11.04: Proper Props (Transcript)
• 2025.11.05: From A Hole In The Ground (Transcript)
• 2025.11.06: Mush Part II (Transcript)
• 2025.11.07: Responsible Cuts (Transcript)
• 2025.11.10: Part One of Thirty-five (Transcript)
• 2025.11.11: Bananapocalypses (Transcript)
• 2025.11.12: Yes And… Finger (Transcript)
• 2025.11.13: That Shallow End Crouch (Transcript)
• 2025.11.14: Funding the AI Arts (Transcript)
• 2025.11.17: The HUCTOFCHVSOTTEAHUBOW Award (Transcript)
• 2025.11.18: Lego Blockchain (Transcript)
• 2025.11.19: The Backlog Of The Year Awards (Transcript)
• 2025.11.20: The End Of The Start Of The Conclusion (Transcript)
• 2025.11.21: Pocket Joey (Transcript)
• 2025.11.24: The Burden of Originality (Transcript)
• 2025.11.25: Chomp On A Cow (Transcript)
• 2025.11.26: The Gooner Ending (Transcript)
• 2025.11.27: Unthanksgiving (Transcript)
• 2025.11.28: Holiday Lessons (Transcript)
• 2025.12.01: Mature Behavior (Transcript)
• 2025.12.02: These Dogs Are Raw (Transcript)
• 2025.12.03: Not Doing The Voice Anymore (Transcript)
• 2025.12.04: Serial Storyline (Transcript)
• 2025.12.06: Getting Some Data Back (Transcript)
• 2025.12.08: Church For Sale (Transcript)
• 2025.12.09: The Devils You Know (Transcript)
• 2025.12.10: Double Digit Dog Days (Transcript)
• 2025.12.11: You're Beautiful (Transcript)
• 2025.12.12: Anybody But Me (Transcript)
• 2025.12.15: Reality Check (Transcript)
• 2025.12.16: How Quick Is Quicksand (Transcript)
• 2025.12.17: The President Is A Loser (Transcript)
• 2025.12.18: Waiting To Get Physical (Transcript)
• 2025.12.19: Made In China (Transcript)
• 2025.12.23: Last American Virgin Pennies (Transcript)
• 2025.12.24: Carry On Rug (Transcript)
• 2025.12.25: Merry Chrysler (Transcript)
• 2025.12.26: Gift Entropy (Transcript)
• 2025.12.29: Tap To Play (Transcript)
• 2025.12.30: Penultimation (Transcript)
• 2025.12.31: The Last Hurrah (Transcript)

2026

• 2026.01.01: About Old Friends (Transcript)
• 2026.01.02: Have We Met (Transcript)
• 2026.01.05: Starting Line (Transcript)
• 2026.01.06: Helicopterable (Transcript)
• 2026.01.07: Two Ingredient Podcast (Transcript)
• 2026.01.08: Pause (Transcript)
• 2026.01.09: Agitatored (Transcript)
• 2026.01.12: Honor To Not Be Nominated (Transcript)
• 2026.01.13: A Wealth of Monkeys (Transcript)
• 2026.01.14: Bif Bam Powell (Transcript)
• 2026.01.15: Xray Spectators (Transcript)
• 2026.01.16: Nothing But Lies (Transcript)
• 2026.01.19: Slow News Year (Transcript)
• 2026.01.20: What Is A Hoosier (Transcript)
• 2026.01.21: Not Wrong Just Early (Transcript)
• 2026.01.22: Terrible Secret of Space (Transcript)
• 2026.01.23: You Know What You Did (Transcript)
• 2026.01.26: The Prequel Problem (Transcript)
• 2026.01.27: Stealth Drop (Transcript)
• 2026.01.28: Applicable Globally (Transcript)
• 2026.01.29: Boomer Roleplay (Transcript)
• 2026.02.02: Gold, Silver and Iron (Transcript)
• 2026.02.03: Double By Halving (Transcript)
• 2026.02.04: Disney Adulting (Transcript)
• 2026.02.05: Rumored By AMD (Transcript)
• 2026.02.06: Everything Is Spoilers (Transcript)
• 2026.02.09: Bowling For Dollars (Transcript)
• 2026.02.10: Savoring Anticipation (Transcript)
• 2026.02.11: Discordant (Transcript)
• 2026.02.12: Drone Adjacent (Transcript)
• 2026.02.13: All Valen's Eve (Transcript)
• 2026.02.16: Fingered Hog Lines (Transcript)
• 2026.02.17: Seeded (Transcript)
• 2026.02.18: Not The Luge (Transcript)
• 2026.02.19: Genetic Honeypot (Transcript)
• 2026.02.20: Poketopia (Transcript)
• 2026.02.23: Consolation Prides (Transcript)
• 2026.02.24: Mom Went Out For Cocaine (Transcript)
• 2026.02.25: Shake Ups (Transcript)
• 2026.02.26: Stacking Wins (Transcript)
• 2026.02.27: Gardeners Wanted (Transcript)
• 2026.03.02: Doublespeakin (Transcript)