2026.02.03: Double By Halving

Burnie and Ashley discuss cutting conspiracies, SpaceX’s one million satellities, flooding the zone, foldable iPhones, doubling by halving, losing the wallet, and single strap woes.

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Groundhog Mafia

• Punxsutawney Phil is said to forecast 6 more weeks of wintry weather | AP News

K-pop Demon Hunter Grammy

• KPop Demon Hunters’ ‘Golden’ Grammys Win, Rosé Performance Spark Fear Over Korean Music’s Future | IBTimes UK

Race to 1 Million

• Ashton outmaneuvers CNN to 1 million on Twitter – CNET
• Here is the evidence that Reddit user MaxwellHill is Ghislaine Maxwell. : r/conspiracy

Catherine O’Hara

• Catherine O’Hara, star of Schitt’s Creek and Home Alone, dies at 71 – BBC News

Folding iPhone

• Upcoming iPhone: A “Flip” Phone With a Square Foldable Design, Details Leaked